[asheoki]

IM HYPERVENTILATING JGXFHZXJGJXGJGDJGX

[pumpkin-spice-llama]

I’m over tired and laughing uncontrollably at this. 😂

[fridgesama]

so are we gonna talk about this or

[fridgesama]

you thought i was joking huh

[wereralph]

I don’t know what to do with this knowledge but im so grateful I have it now

[rockboci]

I don’t know anything about the game except for what you’ve put on my dash but this seems like an accurate summary

by salmonella

Scuttles into a pet store with no money

[rare-drop]

[gallusrostromegalus]

So I have it on the authority of both the animal shelter and the guy that runs the fish and reptile store that this is FINE.  

People at the shelter are thrilled to have people come pet/play with the animals to help socialize them, and you can even sign up for scheduled dog walks or other socialization events there!  Reptile store guy says that as long as you’re not tapping on the fishtanks or bothering him while he’s trying to help customers, it’s great to have people in the store and learning more about reptiles/getting them accilmated to humans.  He even let me hold the boa contrictor once while he was cleaning out her cage.

So go in, be polite and nice to the animals and staff, and have a good time!

[12drakon]

All cat rescues I’ve been involved with also look for people to come in and play with the cats, especially kittens, to socialize them. 

[gplantman]

This makes me feel less guilty about wandering around my local petsmart lol

[djshinyshades]

fill’er up

[clestroying]

this was not a mistake

[greatestgamer]

When you find another person in real life who’s read Homestuck.

[monkeysky]

please refrain from levitating when you touch the miraculous corpse of McQueen

[mynameisragan]

I love how the girl in front just stops in mid clap

[modenue]

HER FUCKING FACE FELL OFF.

[clannyphantom]

would you still love me if i had this theme?

[whatevachild]

the divorce papers would hit you so fast that you’d need reconstructive surgery.